I knew I’d have to write another one of these sooner or later but I never thought it would be this soon. Welp, I’m tired of writing this alreadt so fuck the foreplay, let’s get right to it boys.
Nothing Runs Like Ameer vs. New England Cam Chowder
Breakout games from Cam and Kamara helped fuel this win. This was very good news for the entire bottom half of the league because we all need Jake to keep losing to have a shot at the playoffs. Side note - at this point in the season Robby Anderson has more points than Julio Jones which pretty much explains my current “situation” in one sentence.
The Unquenchables vs. Shady and The Tramp
Speaking of my current situation, Avay managed to get terrific games out of Demarco Murray and Seattle’s DEF to put a lid on The Unquenchables’ playoff hopes – atleast for now. I wish we could go back to the good old days where this game would’ve likely had 1st place implications.
The Schwifty Niners vs Mark Murphy’s Law of Averages
Mark Murphy’s Law of Averages managed to hand the Schwifty Niners they’re second loss of the season. The Patriot’s DEF and (I can’t believe someone actually named their son Juju) Smith-Schuster were the difference makers in this one. I doubt Erik will lose much sleep because of this one. Can't win 'em all right?
The Nashville Nightmares vs. Mitch Better Have My Money
Despite Devontae Freeman putting up a doughnut due to injury, The Nashville Nightmares walked away with this one easily due in large part to Jared Goff’s stellar performance. Devin Funchess also showed up big! I don’t have much to say about Chase’s team (sorry Chase).
Decker Barely knew her vs Beets by Dre
Decker Barely knew her beat Beets by Dre this week. In case you’re not quite sure what you just read I’ll write that one more time. Decker Barely knew her beat Beets by Dre by scoring the highest points total this week (congrats Jarrett). Sean somehow lost this one despite getting 29 points out of Robert Woods (very impressive, Sean).
Ok, I’m going to go back to pretending like this fantasy football season doesn’t exist.
Thanks for reading everyone!
P.S. – Please try to score less so I don’t have to do this again.